Monday, October 26, 2009
Cheese Review - Ossau-Iraty
8/10
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Cheese Review - 2
Veggie Shepherd's Pie
http://www.veggiefoodguide.co.uk/in/show.php?id=12
Ingredients:
3-5 medium size potatoes
1 small onion
2 small cloves of garlic
5-6 medium sized mushrooms [note: works fine without em]
Half a small packet of quorn mince (or substitute)
1 tin tomatoes
2 veggie stock cubes
Dessert spoon light soy sauce.
Tablespoon olive oil
Pepper to taste
Tsp nutmeg
Tsp paprika
Enough med/strong grated cheddar to cover top of mash
Margerine
Chop onions and saute in oil with crushed garlic on low heat.
Peel potatoes and chop into smallish pieces.
When onions transparent add quorn and lightly fry until lightly browned. Alternatively, and the way I did it, simmer the frozen quorn mince in vegetable stock for the recommended cooking time first and skip the frying of it - then add it into the mix after the line ending 'paprika' below.
Boil kettle for water for potatoes
Add tomatoes, mushrooms and stock cubes.
Stir in pepper, soy sauce, nutmeg, paprika.
Simmer on low heat, adding water if needed.
Put potatoes in pan with water and boil on medium heat until soft enough to mash.
Mash potatoes with marge and seasoning. Add blob of mustard if you want.
Fill an oven dish (enough for two/three) with mince to halfway. Cover with mash. Cover with cheese and cook in oven on Gas mark 5/6 or 190% until cheese browned.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Cheese Review - pt 1
Like an oily salty stilton. Aged in caves. Unsettling texture (bat shit?) but spreadable. Very nice.
Bleu D'Auvergne - 9/10
Another bluey, very close to stilton, but milder.
Demi Pont L'eveque - 4/10
One of those gooey French creamy cheeses that smell a bit sweaty. Half of this is rind, which I'm not sure you can eat so went in the bin. Not massively unpleasant but boring processed dairylea tastes better.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Totem Tomatoes
These produce loads of tomatoes in a small space.
Marrow and Roasted Garlic Soup
- 1 large head of garlic
- 4 fl oz/110ml olive oil
- 1 marrow (mine weighed about 3lb/1.5kg)
- 2oz/60g butter
- 1 medium onion, chopped
- 1.5 pints/850ml chicken stock (ideally homemade, otherwise half-strength stock cube)
- Salt and pepper
- 5 fl oz/140ml single cream
- snipped chives (optional)
Heat the oven to 400F/200C/Gas mark 6.
Break the garlic into cloves, leaving on the skins. Put the oil in an ovenproof dish and turn the garlic cloves in it until they are coated. It may seem a lot of oil, but any less and you risk burning the garlic. Roast for 15 minutes. [note: They were a bit overdone when I did this, maybe try 12 mins] Cool slightly, then press out the pulp and mash it. Discard the skin and any hard or coloured bits of garlic. If one or two cloves burst in the oven, they will have to be thrown away, too, unless you can salvage the soft, creamy white part. Strain the oil and use it for other cooking.
While the garlic is cooking, peel, deseed and chop the marrow. Melt the butter in a large saucepan and soften the onion without letting it brown. Add the marrow, stock, garlic pulp, salt and pepper. Cover and simmer gently until the marrow is soft. Cool, liquidise until smooth and sieve. Reheat gently, without boiling, and stir in the cream [Note: Don't overdo it! + if freezing any, do before adding cream]. Scatter on a few chives before serving if you like.
Monday, July 06, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Easy Courgette Recipe
"What you do with large courgettes is you cut them lengthwise in half, scrape out the seed and seed fiber with a spoon. Then you get some tomatoes and onions or salsa, or precooked rice, or anything you like cept peanut butter and you stuff the hollwed out inside of your courgette. Then you add olive oil or butter if you insist to your stuffing as a drizzle and then you put the other half back on top and bake at about 375F for about 45 minutes or until its done. Its done when poking it with a fork is really easy. You have enough courgette to feed about 4 people if its 12 inches long and you stuffed it astutely so what you do is ask some friends over who like wine and tell them to bring something you have never tasted before. You then drink wine and have supper and drink more wine. A proper ale is okay too but it is illegal to have stuffed courgette with an american brand of beer."
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box
Used a lot at UK holiday camps (eg. Haven, Park Resorts).
Quite surreal when you've had a few drinks.
This is how you do the first part of the dance - link
Here's Bob the Builder's version - lyrics altered though (shame!)
Monday, June 01, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Veg soup recipe
Makes 4-6 bowls
* Splash of Olive Oil
* 1 Onion, finely chopped
* 1 garlic clove, finely chopped
* 1 celery stick and/or carrot, chopped
* 1kg vegetables (cooked or uncooked), chopped
* about 1.5L vegetable stock or water
* salt and pepper
- Heat oil in a large pan, add the Onion, garlic and celery and/or carrot and cook gently, covered, for 5 to 7 minutes
- Add the vegetables, stir around and cook for five minutes. Add enough stock Or water just to cover, plus some salt and pepper then simmer gently for 10 minutes, if using cooked vegetables, or about 20 minutes for raw vegetables.
- Allow the soup to cool a little and then blitz to a creamy smoothness with a hand-held blender or in a liquidiser. Adjust the seasoning. Reheat in a clean saucepan to serve.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Chilli Notes
http://www.chillies-down-under.com/pickling-chillies.html
saving chili seeds
http://www.g6csy.net/chile/growing.html
http://www.canningpantry.com/pickling-chili-peppers.html
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070509043514AAlTlqa
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Gordon Ramsey's Brussel Sprouts
First make sure you prepare the sprouts properly by trimming the base and removing any grubby outside leaves
Next chop them in half, this makes them prettier to serve and quicker to cook.
Cook the sprouts for 2 minutes in a pan of boiling salted water, lid on. By keeping their time in the water relatively brief, it prevents the sprouts becoming too waterlogged and also preserves their colour.
Make sure you drain the sprouts thoroughly. It’s important to get rid of any excess water so you can sauté the sprouts properly and pick up a bit of colour in the pan.
Drizzle them with olive oil and season with a little salt and pepper.
Heat a couple of tablespoons of olive oil in a pan and when up to temperature tip in the sprouts.
Crush in the garlic and toss to spread evenly through the pan.
Add the butter and cook for 2 - 3 minutes. Letting the butter brown lightly adds a nice, nutty flavour.
Scatter in the flaked almonds and allow them to toast lightly.
Squeeze over a little lemon juice and serve.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Alexei Sayle Pirate Video
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-XL9rGtZ8Uo
Remember getting this out on video at the time. Supposed to be rare now.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Scoville Heat Scale
or this one which ranks more chillis
The World's Hottest Chilli, and here
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Definitive building contracts
Building Contract for a Home Owner/Occupier who has not appointed a consultant to oversee the work.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
1970s and 80s 'still life' Christmas Cards
At the time I thought they were either naff or silly, but I remember them fondly now for some reason.
Anyone remember these, or know of anywhere on the web where there are collections of these? (surely there must be some 'ironic' collection out there?)
Snoopy Pancake Watch
It was a standard Snoopy child's wristwatch, Snoopy was flipping a pancake - the pancake was on one hand and the pan was on the other.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Roast Potatoes with Rosemary
Roast Potatoes with Rosemary
Serves 4
Ingredients: 4 Large Baking Potatoes, peeled and quartered
4 teasp Dried Rosemary, crushed
4 tbsp Olive Oil
3 Garlic Cloves, crushed (optional)
1. Place the potatoes in a large saucepan. Cover with cold water and bring to the boil. Cook for 10 minutes.
2. Preheat the oven to 200C, 400F, Gas mark 6
3. Drain the potato well, return to the pan and add the olive oil, rosemary and crushed garlic (if used). Toss well to coat the potatoes thoroughly.
4. Place the potatoes on a baking tray and roast in for about 40 minutes, turning a couple of times during the cooking period, until golden brown and crispy on the outside.
A little more special to accompany a roast, especially at Christmas or Easter.
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rosemary is lovely when add to your roast potatoes in the last 15 minutes of cooking time.
Roast carrots with thyme
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from elsewhere...
I roast chanterey carrots in tin foil with butter, a sprinkling of sugar & a dash of white wine vinegar for about 1 and a half hours. I can assure you, theyre beaut!
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Cherry crumble cheesecake
" For the sponge cake base
1 large egg, warm or at room temperature
2 level tbsp caster sugar
1 tbsp golden or corn syrup
Zest of ½ lemon
4 level tbsp plain flour
For the cherry base
250g good cherry jam
One tin of black cherries, drained
For the crumble topping
100g plain flour
100g light soft brown sugar
½ level tsp cinnamon
50g unsalted butter
1 tsp milk
For the filling
800g full-fat cream cheese
200g icing sugar, sifted
25g cornflour, sifted
3 tsp vanilla extract
2 large eggs
125ml double cream
Make the sponge cake base first. Line the inside of a 25cm round spring-form tin with a single sheet of buttered foil. Beat the egg and sugar with an electric whisk until light and fluffy. Add the syrup and lemon zest and beat until very thick. Sift the flour, then fold this through the whipped egg until evenly combined. Spoon into the tin, spreading it evenly and carefully to cover the base thinly, then bake in a preheated 180C (160C fan-assisted) oven for 10-12 minutes until golden and firm.
Cut the tinned cherries in half, removing any stones, press dry on paper towels and stir with the jam. Spread this mixture evenly over the sponge and set aside while you get the crumble topping ready. Put the dry ingredients into a bowl and rub the butter and the tablespoon of milk through until the mixture resembles dry pastry crumbs. Leave at room temperature while you make the filling.
Beat the cream cheese with the icing sugar, cornflour and vanilla until light and fluffy. Beat the eggs together in another bowl, then slowly beat the eggs into the cream cheese mixture. You don't want to aerate the mixture any more, so stop as soon as the eggs are barely combined. Stir in the cream until it disappears. Spoon the cream cheese mixture into the tin and bake for 20 minutes at 180C (160C fan-assisted).
At this point, open the oven door, pull the cheesecake out a little bit and sprinkle the crumbs over the top, then shut the door and bake for a further 30-40 minutes. At this stage only the very centre should slightly wobble. Remove the cheesecake from the oven, cool at room temperature, then refrigerate for 3-4 hours until firm and chilled. Flip the cheesecake on to a plate, peel off the foil, then upturn the cake on to a clean plate and serve.
"Butterscotch banana cake
"My mate Jason Warwick, a talented baker in Sydney, taught me his way to boost the flavour and colour of banana cake, by simmering all that soft banana flesh in a frying pan bubbling with rich caramel, perfect for this sweet loaf. The cake takes on a sunburnt bronze hue and has a strong banana toffee flavour. Don't limit this to a loaf tin: it works as well as a slab, especially if a few handfuls of chopped blond walnuts are tossed in and stirred through at the end. Don't be stingy with the baking powder; bananas are very alkaline when they are ripe and this is often the cause of a heavy, dense cake.
250g caster sugar
250g banana flesh, chopped into 2cm pieces
1 tbsp unsalted butter
2 tsp vanilla extract
175ml sunflower oil
2 large eggs
150g plain flour
75g spelt, rye or wholemeal flour
2 level tsp mixed spice
2 level tsp baking powder
½ level tsp bicarbonate of soda
50ml plain yoghurt
Butter a 20cm square tin and line the base with non-stick baking paper. Tip 150g of the caster sugar into a frying pan with 25ml water, bring to the boil, then cook over a high heat until the sugar turns to a dark reddish caramel. Add the banana pieces, butter and vanilla, and simmer until the bananas break up in the caramel and the mixture is thick.
Spoon on to a plate and leave to cool. Beat the remaining 100g sugar with the oil and eggs until thick and slightly aerated, then beat in the bananas and the yoghurt. Sift the flours, spice, baking powder and soda together two or three times (throwing the bran back in), then fold this through the banana mixture.
Spoon the mixture into the tin, heat the oven to 180C (160C fan-assisted) and bake for about 50 minutes or until a skewer inserted comes out clean.
Tried and tested
'Went down really well. Even better the day after baking'
"Three Ginger Parkin Slab
"To make fine oatmeal, I simply place 75g or so of rolled oats in the blender and whiz them together until fine, then repeat until I have enough for the recipe. Alternatively, you can buy fine oatmeal from a health-food store.
You might prefer to replace the plain flour with strong bread flour, as it makes the crumb a little sturdier, less likely to crumble and easier to butter.
Makes one large cake
100g unsalted butter
250g soft dark brown or muscovado sugar
125g golden syrup
125g treacle
150ml dark ale or porter
2cm piece of peeled fresh ginger, finely grated
150g fine oatmeal
2 large eggs
250g plain flour
3 level tsp ground ginger
3 level tsp baking powder
Butter a 20cm square baking tin and line the base with non-stick baking parchment. In a saucepan, heat the butter, sugar, syrup and treacle until the mixture is warm and the butter melted. Remove from the heat, add the ale, fresh ginger and oatmeal, whisk together and leave in the saucepan to cool for 5 minutes.
Next beat in the eggs, one at a time. Sift the flour, ground ginger and baking powder together, then add to the saucepan and stir to combine. Spoon into the tin and leave while you heat the oven to 180C (160C fan-assisted). Bake for 50 minutes to an hour, or until a toothpick inserted comes out clean. Leave to cool, then top with ginger water icing."
Tumbet recipe
"Serve just as it is, or with grated cheese, or with some canned, drained chickpeas added just before it's done. Make sure the potato slices are considerably smaller than the other vegetables, so everything will be cooked at the same time. If there's any left over, it's excellent cold, perhaps with a handful of olives thrown in and accompanied by a leafy salad. Serves four.
2 large onions, peeled and cut into chunks
1 large aubergine, cut into chunks
2 large potatoes, scrubbed and cut into 1cm cubes
2 red peppers, deseeded and cut into chunks
3 courgettes, cut into chunks
1 bunch parsley, leaves picked and chopped
3 large garlic cloves, chopped
6 tbsp olive oil
425g can chopped tomatoes
Salt and pepper
Preheat the oven to 160C/325F/gas mark 3. Put the raw vegetables, parsley and garlic into a large shallow casserole dish or roasting tin. Add the oil, tomatoes and seasoning. Stir well to combine, then spread the mixture out so it forms an even-ish layer. Bake, uncovered, for two hours, until the vegetables are tender. Give it a stir after an hour, and cover with foil if it's browning too quickly."
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
cucumber-mint raita
cucumber-mint raita
via http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/109803
1 large unpeeled English hothouse cucumber, halved, seeded, coarsely grated
2 cups plain whole-milk yogurt
1/4 cup (packed) chopped fresh mint
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/4 teaspoon plus pinch of cayenne pepper
Wrap grated cucumber in kitchen towel and squeeze dry. Whisk yogurt, mint, cumin, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper in medium bowl to blend. Add cucumbers and toss to coat. Season raita to taste with salt and pepper. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours. (Can be prepared 1 day ahead. Keep refrigerated.) Sprinkle raita with pinch of cayenne pepper and serve.
Perfect Greek Salad
Tomatoes. I highly recommend using medium to large sized tomatoes - The juicier the better!
Bell Peppers
Cucumbers.
Red Onions
Feta Cheese.
Kalamata Olives
The dressing. A traditional Greek salad dressing contains FRESH lemon juice, olive oil, dried oregano flakes, salt and pepper. DO NOT use vinegar to sub for lemons. Greeks out here in the city do that at diners and stuff just because it's easier...I never use their dressing. It just sucks in comparison and you'll have to trust me on that. The best part about the dressing is that you don't have to make it separately. I'll get to that later.
Instructions
The key to the veggies in a Greek salad is CHUNKS. So when cutting, think chunks. You'll see what I mean.
In one big serving bowl:
1. Slice your tomatoes in half across the belly. Remove the seeds. (I just take my knife and loosen the membranes first then stick my fingers in the seed holes to get 'em out.) Once you have removed the seeds, rinse the tomato again and cut it into bite-sized chunks, anyway you like it.
2. Slice your bell peppers across the belly to remove the seeds/stem. Cut the peppers into bite-sized chunks, as well, or you may simply slice them into strips as you may do for other salads.
3. Peel your cucumbers. (Or don't peel, it depends on the cuke but if the skin is rubbery definitely peel it) Slice the cuke in half, long ways. Take a small spoon and scrape out the seeds. Slice the cucumber into chunks that are about 1/2" to 3/4" thick.
4. Peel your onion and cut it anyway you like to make the layers into bite sized chunks.
5. Feta. Crumble enough feta on top of the salad to cover most of it in one layer. I found this is the best way to determine the right amount. If you've never worked with feta before, the best method for crumbling is to cut it into 3/4" slabs and go from there.
6. Loosely sprinkle olives over the salad - this all depends on how much salad you are making and how many olives you like to have in one serving.
Now it's time to dress the salad. This can be tricky depending on the size of your salad. I recommend doing a little at a time, tossing in between and tasting to see if you need a little more of this or that.
To taste:
- Drizzle olive oil
- Drizzle fresh squeezed lemon juice
- A pinch of salt
- A few dashes of pepper
- A few dashes of dried Oregano
Note: If you are bringing a large salad to a dinner party, picnic or potluck I do recommend making the dressing beforehand and putting it on at the last minute.
Friday, November 02, 2007
Baloney Detection Kit
from the Operation Clambake anti Scientology website.
Homeopathy Criticism Silenced
from Homeopathy
See also here for details on how attempts to be grown up about it were ignored by the Society of Homeopaths.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Growing tips for lavendar and roses
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening/plants/plantprofile_roses.shtml
"remove any dead or spindly growth, and cut back hard to within about 15cm of the ground in late winter/early spring to promote new growth from the bottom. This equally applies to climbers, and to a lesser extent ramblers; the former’s new growth should be trained out in a fan shape if possible (tied to rows of sturdy wall wires), promoting new growth and flowers from a low level, otherwise they’ll all be up in the air and you’ll never be able to smell them. When growing up trees and pillars, spiral the new growth up and around.
Subsequent late winter/early spring pruning: climbers and ramblers can be left alone, especially if they’re growing up trees, though they can be cut back after flowering if they are accessible and getting out of control. With bush roses, the rule is the harder you prune, the more new growth and the greater the number of flowers, though they will be smaller. A light prune means less new growth, but fewer, larger blooms. With shrub and species roses, make sure the centre doesn’t become congested with old, unproductive wood. Thin out as necessary."
Lavendarhttp://www.essortment.com/hobbies/growcarelavend_trtg.htm
"Pruning your lavendar plant: As your lavendar plant matures, make sure that you prune it every spring. There are two reasons for this: lavendar can get too leggy with the prospect of taking over a small garden space. Also, as lavendar matures, it will develop bark by the original plant. This is a sign that your lavendar is due for a trim---possibly a severe pruning.
When you prune your older lavendar plant, cut back all of the overgrown stems and flowers back so that the original plant is exposed. Hopefully, you've pruned in time for new sprigs to start sprouting on your lavendar plant. Otherwise, if nothing comes back it means that your lavendar has lived its life---which is generally five years from young
seedling to full maturity.
Replanting your lavendar plant: If you simply want to move your plant into another area of your garden, or if you nursed you lavendar plant from seed to young plant, you can easily replant lavendar into your garden. For a move to another location of your garden, you have two choices. Either you can cut off a healthy section of your existing lavendar plant to replant or you can dig up the entire plant."
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Morton's Demon
http://www.talkorigins.org/origins/postmonth/feb02.html
"Morton's demon was a demon who sat at the gate of my sensory input apparatus and if and when he saw supportive evidence coming in, he opened the gate. But if he saw contradictory data coming in, he closed the gate. In this way, the demon allowed me to believe that I was right and to avoid any nasty contradictory data. Fortunately, I eventually realized that the demon was there and began to open the gate when he wasn't looking."
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
The search for no strings free or royalty-free website templates
We're looking for a source of either no-strings, no attribution required, free website templates, or somewhere we can buy templates for a one-off charge which can then be reused/adapted for different clients (in the usual sense of 'royalty-free').
1.
http://www.freewebsitetemplates.com/
Has around 70 templates of generally good quality, many quite specifically themed however.
Terms of use:
"Unlike most free template providers you can do a lot with our templates. Modify it and redistribute it as long as you state that you used a template originally made by Free Website Templates. We have worked hard to make the templates and ask that you respect our hard work so we can continue providing you with high quality templates.
You can remove any link to our websites from a template you're free to use the template without linking back to us. But don't forget to tell anyone that can use our service about it, that is if you like our website your friends will too."
Does that mean you don't need to mention the source site at all, as long as you tell people somehow about their site (eg. down the pub over a packet of crisps)???
"4Templates.com offers high quality, ready-to-use and royalty-free web site templates"
But in response to my enquiry over reuse for multiple clients, I was told it is one purchase per client. Not really royalty-free at all then!
3.http://www.deonixdesign.com
A membership site offering "Unlimited access and downloads to all the templates including future updates until your subscription runs out."
Terms of use on the site aren't too clear.
I asked them about use for multiple clients, what happens to existing sites if subscription runs out, can we adapt the designs etc. Will post any reply here.
4.
http://www.boxedart.com/
Another membership site. Same questions asked, will post any reply.
Noted this in Terms of Use... "sharing an account is no different than distributing our materials to others. Individual accounts must be purchased by your friends and colleagues." ...so they may see each of our clients as a separate user requiring a subscription each.
5.
http://www.larrytemplates.com
A bit more expensive, but you're buying the design outright. That means you can do what you want with it afterwards then? Er, maybe not...
"Is the license a one-time fee payment?
Yes, the payment for your template is a one-time fee without any additional charges. After purchasing you may use the template as many times as you need for one website."
(my bold)
Not sure whether that's just badly written, so have asked. Will post reply here.
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Watch this space for more
Friday, July 06, 2007
Plantagenet Nobodycares
a story told by miss Barwell at belle isle middle school. included a kazoo.
"when your lifes in disaray and looks like getting worse
i just hide myself away and sing this little verse"
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Tomfoolery
"you don't say. you don't say. you don't say"
"who was that?"
"dunno, he didn't say"
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Choosing the right bike frame size
Take your inside leg measurement, then subtract around 9 inches off for a road bike (or a bike to be used as a road bike) or subtract 12 inches off your inside leg measurement for a mountain bike.
Inch to CM calculator here
http://www.manuelsweb.com/in_cm.htm
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Topps trading cards
Footballers cards 77/78
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/index_topps.html#77/78
http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=topps
Thursday, March 29, 2007
spiked | ‘Evil’ Iran vs a British mum
"The press seems outraged that the Iranians have treated British soldiers like, well, soldiers. Turney is referred to everywhere as ‘a British mother’, as if she wandered into Iranian (or Iraqi) waters by mistake while shopping at a Middle Eastern branch of Iceland. ‘A British mother paraded on state TV’, says the Daily Mail; ‘Let mummy go’, said the Sun, imagining what Turney’s three-year-old daughter might be thinking. This ‘mummy’ has been in the Navy for nine years. Some claim the Iranians are behaving scandalously by pushing Turney to the front of their propaganda videos; it could be that they are exploiting the British media’s transformation of Turney over the past week into the nation’s Victim Mum."
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
confirmation bias & forer effect
ie. people only pay attention to evidence that confirms their beliefs
&
The Forer Effect
ie. reading general statements as highly specific to yourself
Your religion sucks.
So the next time someone blows up a building, or shoots an abortion doctor, or prevents young girls from learning to read, in the name of God, I hope that you won't get too self-righteous about it. In fact, you and they are peas in a pod. You enable this person to do what they do. You promote in society a tolerance and understanding for this behavior. Your failure is their failure. Your willing ignorance is their excuse. Your desecration of society's respect for the truth, for our responsibility to be intellectually diligent, for judging what might be true against what we can discern with our senses to be true, your faith is the exact same thing that makes what they do OK. Your guilty pleasure, your insistence on ignoring what your senses and your intellect tell you removes you and helps remove society from any position in which it is sensible to pass moral judgment on anyone else for believing in the absence of evidence, and then acting on these beliefs, however loony, because you do precisely the same thing they do.
Your religion is everyone's religion, because you've rejected the validity of rationally judging ideas on the basis of our senses and minds. You do it. You OK it. You bring it on. Thanks a lot.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Sweet and sour roasted red onions
Sweet and sour roasted red onions
Caramelised on the outside and super-soft within, these are delicious alongside almost any meat or fish. Serves three to four as a side dish.
500g small red onions
2 tbsp olive oil
1 stick celery, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
1 tsp rosemary, picked and finely chopped
1 tbsp concentrated tomato purée
3 tbsp cider vinegar
3 tbsp light muscovado sugar
Salt and black pepper
Preheat the oven to 190C/375F/gas mark 5. Peel the onions and cut them in half from root to tip. Put into a small oven dish, so they fit snugly in one layer.
Heat the olive oil in a small saucepan over a medium heat and add the celery and garlic. Fry gently for about 10 minutes, until soft. Remove from the heat, add the rosemary, tomato purée, vinegar and sugar, and stir so the sugar dissolves. Season generously, then pour over the onions and mix well. Roast for an hour, until soft and caramelised, stirring halfway through. Serve hot, warm or cold.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Dubious nutrition science by Gillian McKeith
See also...
http://b3ta.com/challenge/gillian_mckeith/page10/
http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/mckeithclimbing.gif
Monday, February 12, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
Monday, February 05, 2007
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Naming Ceremony Party Music
1. Super Furry Animals - Hello Sunshine (3:45)
2. Athlete - You Got The Style (3:25)
3. De La Soul - The Magic Number (3:16)
4. Kirsty macColl - Walking Down Madison (4:37)
5. - levellers - beautiful day (4:03)
6. - The Move - Blackberry Way (3:34)
7. king harvest - -Dancing In The Moonlight (2:49)
8. Calexico - Across the Wire (3:26)
9. Kinks - You Really Got Me (2:14)
10. - rem - imitation of life (3:56)
11. The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army (3:50)
12. Jack Scott - The Way I Walk (2:46)
13. - doors - la woman (7:53)
14. The Dandy Warhols - We Used To Be Friends (3:20)
15. - The Move - Flowers in the Rain (2:21)
16. The Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love- (2:43)
17. - rem - orange crush (3:51)
18. - oasis - shes electric (3:40)
19. - Thrills - Big Sur (3:07)
20. - rem - talk about the passion (3:21)
CD2
1. - mrmen (0:31)
2. Calexico - Sunken Waltz (2:27)
3. - bjork - venus as a boy (4:42)
4. Shadows Of Knight - Oh Yeah (2:49)
5. - Troggs - Wild Thing (2:41)
6. The Dandy Warhols - You Were The Last High (4:46)
7. - rem - get up (2:40)
8. The Kinks - All Day And All of The Night (2:23)
9. love - alone again or (3:17)
10. - embrace - ashes (4:19)
11. Gorillaz - 19 2000 (3:27)
12. - rem - star 69 (3:08)
13. - The Move - I can hear the grass grow (3:00)
14. De La Soul - Eye Know (4:13)
15. - chillis - californication (5:31)
16. - feeder - tumble and fall (4:19)
17. - Wild One [Jerry Lee Lewis].mp3 (1:52)
18. sfa - juxtaposed with u (3:08)
19. - killers - somebody told me (3:17)
20. Kirsty Maccoll - Days (3:00)
21. - manics - motorcycle (5:06)
FUNKY CD
1. chic - le freak (3:37)
2. curtis mayfield - move on up (3:40)
3. FUNK04 - Grandmaster Flash - White Lines Don't Do It (7:26)
4. - boogie nights (3:35)
5. Wild Cherry - Play that funky music (3:12)
6. Donna Summer - I Feel Love (3:45)
7. - boogie wonderland (4:49)
8. - u sexy thing (4:05)
9. Village People - YMCA (3:44)
10. Lipps inc - Funkytown (4:00)
11. Trammps - Disco Inferno (3:17)
12. - strut yr funky stuff (3:39)
13. Whispers - And The Beat Goes On (3:24)
80s CD
1. Adam and the Antz - Stand and Deliver (3:09)
2. beastie boys - fight 4 your right 2 party (3:30)
3. - China Girl (4:16)
4. - Close to me (3:41)
5. dexys - come on eileen (4:08)
6. dire straits - money for nothing (4:06)
7. - Rio (4:46)
8. - Im Still Standing (3:01)
9. - Relax (3:57)
10. - Julian Cope - World Shut Your (3:35)
11. madness - it must be love (3:29)
12. Martha and the Muffins - Echo Beach (3:37)
13. police - dont stand so close to me (4:01)
14. queen - I want to break free (4:24)
15. Teardrop Explodes - reward (2:43)
16. Tenpole Tudor - The Swords Of A Thousand Men (2:50)
17. vapours - TURNING JAPANESE (3:43)
18. XTC - Senses Working Overtime (4:51)
Saturday, January 20, 2007
St Annes to Whitby
2. Get in 1st or 2nd lane for M61 at Junction 30. Note: If in 2nd lane don't panic at the turn off, the turn off is staggered till after some hatching. (21.3 miles)
-- Now on M61. Just before Manchester we will be joining M62--
3. Leave the M61 at junction M60 J16 and straight ahead into M60 direction Leeds.
(my notes say "Hang right at Junction 2 for M62, then stay in left lane as it forks.") 3.8 miles
4. Continue on M62 toward Leeds/Huddersfield/Rochdale - go 37 miles
5. Leave the M62 at junction 29 and straight ahead into M1 direction The North, M1, Leeds. 12.2 miles
6. Continue on A1(M) - go 1.5 mi
7. Take the A64 exit to Leeds/York - go 19 mi
8. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A64 - go 11 mi
9. Continue on A64 inc Troutsdale Hill, Malton Road, Westgate, Scarborough Road, High Street - for 20 miles
10. Just after Staxton, at the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Spital Road - go 1.4 mi
11. At A64, take the 3rd exit onto A64 - go 1.4 mi
12. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A64 (straight through r/bout) - go 0.8 mi
13. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto A64 - go 0.5 mi
14. Continue on Seamer Road - go 0.7 mi
15. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Seamer Road - go 1.0 mi
16. Turn left at Falsgrave Road - go 0.1 mi
17. Turn right at Scalby Road - go 0.2 mi
18. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Scalby Road - go 3.4 mi
19. ****FOLLOW WHITBY SIGNS*********
Continue on High Street - go 0.4 mi
Bear right at Mill Lane - go 0.5 mi
Continue on High Street - go 0.4 mi
Turn left at West Lane - go 0.1 mi
Bear right at White Way - go 0.3 mi
Continue on Holm Hill - go 0.4 mi
Continue on Ringing Keld Hill - go 1.2 mi
Continue on A171 - go 6.7 mi
Bear right at Robin Hood's Bay Road - go 0.7 mi
Continue on A171 - go 2.9 mi
Continue on Stainsacre Lane - go 1.1 mi
Continue on Helredale Road - go 0.4 mi
Bear left at A171 - go 0.5 mi
Continue on Prospect Hill - go 0.1 mi
Continue on Downdinner Hill - go 0.1 mi
Continue on Bagdale - go 0.2 mi
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Wind-up mobile phone charger
"2-8 minutes talk time for 3 minutes winding"
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Black Pepper and Lime Oven Fries
Black Pepper and Lime Oven Fries
1 1/2 pounds Small potatoes, cut into wedges
3 Tbl extra virgin olive oil
sea salt & freshly ground pepper
1 lime
1/3 cup Parmesan cheese, grated
Preheat oven to 375 degrees, oven racks in the middle. In a medium bowl toss the potato wedges with olive oil, a few big pinches of sea salt,(or "punches" as i first read it...) and five or six cranks of the pepper grinder. Arrange the potatoes cut side down on a baking sheet. Place in the oven for 30-35 minutes, tossing the potatoes with a metal spatula half way through.
While the potatoes are cooking, zest the lime and cut it into a few wedges.
When the potatoes are cooked through, remove them from the oven, taste, and adjust the seasonings. Add more salt and pepper to taste (don't skimp on the pepper!). Arrange on a platter, drizzled with lime juice and dusted with the lime zest and Parmesan.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Cheese Terminology
Fresh - High moisture cheeses that have not been aged, like cottage cheese, cream cheese, feta, mascarpone and ricotta.
Soft-Ripened - These have hard rinds and soft interiors, like brie and camembert. They often have edible rinds made by "spraying the cheese with Penicillium candidum mold before a brief aging period."
Semi-Soft - Cheeses that are neither hard, nor runny, but that are high in moisture and creamy in texture, like Monterey Jack, fontina or havarti. They are often easy to grate and slice.
Firm/Hard - Less creamy than soft cheeses, but ranging in texture from slightly elastic to brittle. These are also good grating cheeses and tend to melt well. The category includes Asiago, cheddar, Gruyere, Swiss and Parmesan.
Blue - Cheeses with added mold that have strong flavors and are characterized by blue or blue-green veins, like Danish blue or gorgonzola.
Pasta Filata - Cooked and pulled cheeses like Mozzarella and provolone fall into this category and the cheeses can be hard of soft when finished.
Natural Rind - Long-aged cheeses develop a rind as they sit, like English Stilton or Lancashire.
Washed-Rind - These are washed with brines to encourage the growth of bacteria and rind-formation. These are frequently also semi-soft cheeses inside the rind and have strong flavors and smells. They include Taleggio and Muenster.
Processed - These aren't real cheeses, but are actually cheese byproducts, made with added flavoring, stabilizers and emulsifiers. American cheese and "cheese flavored" spreads fall into this category.
Saturday, December 30, 2006
St Annes Dump
St Annes
Everest Road
Tel: (01253) 711779
Opening Times
7 days a week 8am till 7pm
All Year Except Christmas and New Year
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Anti-Networking in the Workplace
2. Tell your workmates they are bad at their jobs - one at a time - all of them. Slag off your work colleagues to their friends. Word will get back to them almost straight away, and somehow it's more irritating that way.
3. Make it clear you consider yourself the only person with any skill, ideas and drive in the company. You also do all the work. In fact, if you left the place would quickly go to the wall. Approach the personnel department and encourage them to write a company hymn about you. Try to get your name embossed in gold on everyone's pay slips, or included in the company mission statement.
4. Use savage and offensive language at the slightest provocation. If in doubt, swear like a sailor.
5. Try to avoid conversation wherever possible. Make it clear that you view talking as a waste of your precious time, and time is money. In fact, why not present the unwelcome visitor with an itemised bill when they leave.
6. If you do get trapped in a conversation, use body language, sighs and other vocal effects to make it clear you don't care and you aren't listening
7. If that doesn't work, try hogging the conversation. Butt into the middle of their sentences and turn the subject to something completely unrelated that happened to you.
8. View all conversees with deep suspicion. Let's face it, given your reputation they're probably only here to take the piss or win a bet.
9. Never remember anyone's name. Call everyone "mate". People will respect your dedication to worker equality.
10. Repeat the following phrase loudly, to anyone who gets close enough...
"all men/women are bastards/neurotic" (delete where appropriate depending on your gender)
This is an amazingly effective way to alienate and annoy half your colleagues at a stroke.
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Not to be reproduced without permission
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Parmigiana
4 aubergines
Sea Salt
1 onion chopped
extra virgin olive oil
150g tomato sauce
1 small bunch of basil
4 hard boiled eggs cut into slices
100g mozzarella cut into slices
100g parmigiano, grated
Salt and pepper
Cut the aubergines lengthwise into slices, each about 2 cm thick. Cover with sea salt for an hour, then rinse dry, dry and deep fry. Dry on kitchen paper and leave to cool.
Preheat oven to 180c/350f/gas 4. Gently fry the onion in two tablespoons of oil, stir in the tomato sauce and a few basil leaves, and cook for about 20 minutes. Cover the bottom of an oven dish with some of the resulting sauce, then over it arrange a layer of aubergines, egg slices, basil, mozzarella and parmesan. Repeat the layering twice more, then bake for 30-40 minutes until the top is golden and bubbling.
Conchigli with roast tomato and basil sauce
650g cherry or small tomatoes
3 cloves of garlic
olive oil
250g conchigli
20 large basil leaves
2 tbsp double cream
grated parmesan or pecorino
Tomatoes stalked and banged into roasting tin with thin sliced garlic and olive oil. Put under grill till going golden brown and starting to burst.
Meanwhile, cook pasta.
Remove tomatoes, crush em with a fork, stir in basil leaves, stir in cream, season with salt and pepper and eat with some grated parmesan.
Falafel Burgers
1 x 400g tin of chickpeas, drained and rinsed
½ small onion, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, finely chopped
small handful of chopped flat-leaf parsley
small handful of chopped coriander
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp ground coriander
½ tsp cinnamon
2 tbs wholemeal flour plus extra for dusting
200ml sunflower oil for frying
Put the chickpeas, onion, garlic, herbs, spices and flour in a food processor and whiz until smooth. Flour your hands and shape the mixture into 10 patties.
Heat the oil in a frying pan until it is nice and hot. Fry the falafels on both sides for 2-3 minutes until golden brown and crispy. Leave them on a sheet of kitchen towel to drain.
Serve in a bun or pitta with lettuce, tomato and a dollop of hummus or home-made ketchup."
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Thief Chat at UK Bump Keys
Inside the Thiefs Office - Porches
and this from Urban Exploration...
"I had a friend who got done for 'going equipped' as he was carrying a large magnet in a clothes shop (if you don't know, the proper magnet pings those security clips in a flash). If you line a normal carrier bag with baking foil it also stops coded labels from triggering alarms. If you get caught with a bag prepared like that you can get done for 'going equipped'."
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Mischievous Night
Monday, October 30, 2006
Goosnargh Cakes
tasty these.
"225g unsalted butter
125g golden caster sugar (plus more for putting over biscuits)
350g plain flour
1/2 tsp ground coriander seeds
1 1/2 tsp caraway seeds
1. Preheat oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4. Grease two baking sheets.
2. Cream together butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
3. Sift flour over the creamed mix, add the coriander and caraway seeds, mix with wooden spoon until mixture resembles breadcrumbs.
4. Using your hand work mixture together to form smooth paste. Take out of bowl and onto floured surface and knead gently so that dough is smooth and ready to roll out.
5. Roll out to about 1/4" thickness, and using a circular cutter (mine was a 2" one), cut out circular discs of dough.
6. Place the discs onto the baking sheets, and sprinkle with caster sugar.
7. Put the baking sheets into your fridge (having cleared all your chilled wine off one shelf to make room). Leave for 30 minutes/1 hour until well chilled.
8. Pop into oven and bake for 15-20 minutes until just turned golden brown. Keep an eye on them as the minute you leave the room they overcook.
9. Remove from oven and sprinkle with more caster sugar. Leave to cool slightly then transfer to a wire rack."
I used slightly less coriander, slightly less sugar in the mix and a pinch of salt. Also, lightly toasted the coriander seeds and cooked on lower heat for longer, as suggested in the comments.
Alternative recipe here...
http://www.azcakerecipes.com/goosnargh_cakes_recipe-3013.htm
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Solfest - mind festival definition
"An imaginary festival, a festival of the mind. Get snottered outdoors somewhere, close your eyes and listen to some music on an i-pod or whatever. Dance about, pretend you're talking to people and doing festy things.
I've done most of the big festivals in this manner over the years."
Monday, September 25, 2006
Friday, August 25, 2006
Solfest 2006
- baby chill out tent had man utd carpet
- Camper van next to giant letters spelling "GOAT SEX?". Inside van, legs could be seen disappearing into the roof area, "that's where they keep the goat" said Z
- Middle of the night in the family camping area, music had all stopped, very quiet then a parrot-like voice (female) struck up...
"Honesty is the best policy...fuck you!"
"it's all blah, blah, blah...fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
"Just fuck you!"
"It's four, five times now...fuck you!"
etc
Then...
"WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP! IT'S HALF PAST THREE IN THE MORNING, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY CAMP SITE AND THERE'S KIDS IN HERE"
Silence
- 4 proper townies & one kid dressed as a pirate -
"Ey, Benjamin, we gan in the maze?"
"Nah, maze is shite!"
- Who decided that Peruvian clothes would be the default counter culture look?
- Pirate day, 10 am. Not much piratical activity as yet except one guy with skull and x-bones hat and a donkey jacket waving a couple of twigs. A sinister effect slightly spoilt by his Betty Boop pyjamas.
- On a day when the fancy dress theme was pirates or fairies, we were passed by one fella in pink leotard and crash helmet. Also saw a guy dressed as Mr Incredible and a couple of bad spidermen. I put on my pirate hat and was challenged to a fight by a small child in a gorilla outfit.
- B was followed round by a menacing 3 year old girl who kept trying to push him over. She had a blank stare and a fairy outfit.
- 9 am Sunday - Cumbria - farmer's field in a cold wind - a woman in pink, with pink hair and pink fairy wings walked towards the Mongolian yurt....
- Very few non-white people here
- Pirates wore the clothes of the people they robbed. I look like one who hijacked a car full of scruffy townies
- B in a red rain cape in his pushchair looked like a jelly monster. At one point he woke up, yawned, stretched and fell straight out of the pushchair onto his face, cos he wasn't strapped in.
- Food - Peacecake cafe - Camel's Arse (tagline something like "if it's good it came from the arse")
- Purple trousers, kilt, afghan goat herder hat, cat stevens beard - probably works in a bank back home
- An old wandering violinist singing a song called "I wish I was a taliban", which he seemed to make up as he went along, for 3 overexcited women in Morrocan pork pie hats.
- "Is that a little baby?"
"No, its a pig, they just dressed it up - dufus!"
- "Just go off and have fun. Stop shouting at each other"
- "Have yeww gort airnee veeegarn cayke?"
"No"
"Aaarl just have an arrple thern"
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Vegetarian Mince Pies
"When I started vegetarian cooking, you couldn't buy mincemeat that didn't have meat suet in it; the same applied to bought mince pies. If vegetarians wanted mince pies, they had to make their own using vegetable suet. Recently, however, I've come to the conclusion that this extra fat isn't really necessary at all; it's just a hangover from when mincemeat actually contained meat. You can make a wonderfully juicy, spicy version without any added fat, or even sugar - the sweetness of the dried fruit alone provides enough.
The only disadvantage of this fresh, light mincemeat is that it doesn't keep for ages - it will last up to a week in the fridge, no longer. This amount of mincemeat is enough for 36 pies, though the pastry is only enough for 12, so you'll have plenty left over to make more.
125g currants
125g raisins
125g sultanas
50g unsweetened cooking dates, chopped
50g candied peel, chopped
50g natural glace cherries, sliced
50g flaked almonds
half a tsp each ground ginger, grated nutmeg and mixed spice
1 ripe banana, mashed
4 tbsp brandy, whisky or rum
375g shortcrust pastry (or pastry made from 250g flour and 125g fat)
Mix all the ingredients except the pastry in a large bowl. Thinly roll out the pastry, cut out rounds to fit your tartlet tins, fill each with a good spoonful of mincemeat, cover with a smaller pastry disc and prick. Preheat the oven to 220C/425F/gas mark 7, then bake the pies for about 10 minutes."
Perfect Apple Pie
Perfect Apple Pie
Ingredients (use vegan versions):
6 cups of thinly sliced apples
3/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons flour
3/4 tablespoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon nutmeg
1 tablespoon lemon juice
2 pie crusts
9 pie pan
Directions:
Heat oven to 425°F, in large bowl combine all filling ingredients; mix lightly. Prepare pie pan by placing one crust into the bottom on the pan. Fill pie pan with apples and place pie crust on top. press edges of crust together and cut 3-4 slits in the top.
Bake in oven at 425°F for 40-45 minutes or until apples are tender and crust is golden brown.
Serves: 8
Preparation time: 20 min to prepare, 40 min to cook.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Liverpool Lullaby
My mum used to sing this to me!
Liverpool Lullaby
by Stan Kelly
Oh you are a mucky kid,
Dirty as a dustbin lid
When he finds out the things you did
You'll get a belt from your da
Oh you have your father's nose
So crimson in the dark, it glows
If you're not asleep when the boozers close
You'll get a belt from your da
You look so scruffy lying there
Strawberry jam tats in your hair
Though in the world you haven't a care
And I have got so many
It's quite a struggle everyday
Living on your father's pay
The bugger drinks it all away
And leaves me without any
Although we have no silver spoon
Better days are coming soon
Now Nellie's working at the loom
And she gets paid on Friday
Perhaps one day we'll have a splash
When Littlewoods provides the cash
We'll get a house in Knotty Ash
And buy your dad a brewery
Oh you are a mucky kid,
Dirty as a dustbin lid
When he finds out the things you did
You'll get a belt from your da
Oh you have your father's face
You're growing up a real hard case
But there's no one can take your place
Go fast asleep for Mammy