Sunday, December 31, 2006

Cheese Terminology

http://www.slashfood.com/2006/12/29/know-your-cheese-terminology/

Fresh
- High moisture cheeses that have not been aged, like cottage cheese, cream cheese, feta, mascarpone and ricotta.

Soft-Ripened - These have hard rinds and soft interiors, like brie and camembert. They often have edible rinds made by "spraying the cheese with Penicillium candidum mold before a brief aging period."

Semi-Soft - Cheeses that are neither hard, nor runny, but that are high in moisture and creamy in texture, like Monterey Jack, fontina or havarti. They are often easy to grate and slice.

Firm/Hard - Less creamy than soft cheeses, but ranging in texture from slightly elastic to brittle. These are also good grating cheeses and tend to melt well. The category includes Asiago, cheddar, Gruyere, Swiss and Parmesan.

Blue - Cheeses with added mold that have strong flavors and are characterized by blue or blue-green veins, like Danish blue or gorgonzola.

Pasta Filata - Cooked and pulled cheeses like Mozzarella and provolone fall into this category and the cheeses can be hard of soft when finished.

Natural Rind - Long-aged cheeses develop a rind as they sit, like English Stilton or Lancashire.

Washed-Rind - These are washed with brines to encourage the growth of bacteria and rind-formation. These are frequently also semi-soft cheeses inside the rind and have strong flavors and smells. They include Taleggio and Muenster.

Processed - These aren't real cheeses, but are actually cheese byproducts, made with added flavoring, stabilizers and emulsifiers. American cheese and "cheese flavored" spreads fall into this category.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

St Annes Dump

Lancashire County Council Household Waste Recycling Centre
St Annes
Everest Road
Tel: (01253) 711779

Opening Times
7 days a week 8am till 7pm
All Year Except Christmas and New Year

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Anti-Networking in the Workplace

1. Make a thorough assessment of which people are most important to your career prospects. Try to piss them all off at least once a day. If it helps you to keep track you can add their names to every page of your diary, with a tick box next to each.

2. Tell your workmates they are bad at their jobs - one at a time - all of them. Slag off your work colleagues to their friends. Word will get back to them almost straight away, and somehow it's more irritating that way.

3. Make it clear you consider yourself the only person with any skill, ideas and drive in the company. You also do all the work. In fact, if you left the place would quickly go to the wall. Approach the personnel department and encourage them to write a company hymn about you. Try to get your name embossed in gold on everyone's pay slips, or included in the company mission statement.

4. Use savage and offensive language at the slightest provocation. If in doubt, swear like a sailor.

5. Try to avoid conversation wherever possible. Make it clear that you view talking as a waste of your precious time, and time is money. In fact, why not present the unwelcome visitor with an itemised bill when they leave.

6. If you do get trapped in a conversation, use body language, sighs and other vocal effects to make it clear you don't care and you aren't listening

7. If that doesn't work, try hogging the conversation. Butt into the middle of their sentences and turn the subject to something completely unrelated that happened to you.

8. View all conversees with deep suspicion. Let's face it, given your reputation they're probably only here to take the piss or win a bet.

9. Never remember anyone's name. Call everyone "mate". People will respect your dedication to worker equality.

10. Repeat the following phrase loudly, to anyone who gets close enough...
"all men/women are bastards/neurotic" (delete where appropriate depending on your gender)
This is an amazingly effective way to alienate and annoy half your colleagues at a stroke.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006

Economy 7 times - via powergen

Between 10:30pm - 12:30pm and 2:30am - 5:30am

Parmigiana

Baked aubergine with tomato and cheese

4 aubergines
Sea Salt
1 onion chopped
extra virgin olive oil
150g tomato sauce
1 small bunch of basil
4 hard boiled eggs cut into slices
100g mozzarella cut into slices
100g parmigiano, grated
Salt and pepper

Cut the aubergines lengthwise into slices, each about 2 cm thick. Cover with sea salt for an hour, then rinse dry, dry and deep fry. Dry on kitchen paper and leave to cool.

Preheat oven to 180c/350f/gas 4. Gently fry the onion in two tablespoons of oil, stir in the tomato sauce and a few basil leaves, and cook for about 20 minutes. Cover the bottom of an oven dish with some of the resulting sauce, then over it arrange a layer of aubergines, egg slices, basil, mozzarella and parmesan. Repeat the layering twice more, then bake for 30-40 minutes until the top is golden and bubbling.

Conchigli with roast tomato and basil sauce

Nigel Slater recipe from Observer...

650g cherry or small tomatoes
3 cloves of garlic
olive oil
250g conchigli
20 large basil leaves
2 tbsp double cream
grated parmesan or pecorino

Tomatoes stalked and banged into roasting tin with thin sliced garlic and olive oil. Put under grill till going golden brown and starting to burst.

Meanwhile, cook pasta.

Remove tomatoes, crush em with a fork, stir in basil leaves, stir in cream, season with salt and pepper and eat with some grated parmesan.

Falafel Burgers

FALAFEL BURGERS

1 x 400g tin of chickpeas, drained and rinsed
½ small onion, finely chopped
1 garlic clove, finely chopped
small handful of chopped flat-leaf parsley
small handful of chopped coriander
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp ground coriander
½ tsp cinnamon
2 tbs wholemeal flour plus extra for dusting
200ml sunflower oil for frying

Put the chickpeas, onion, garlic, herbs, spices and flour in a food processor and whiz until smooth. Flour your hands and shape the mixture into 10 patties.

Heat the oil in a frying pan until it is nice and hot. Fry the falafels on both sides for 2-3 minutes until golden brown and crispy. Leave them on a sheet of kitchen towel to drain.

Serve in a bun or pitta with lettuce, tomato and a dollop of hummus or home-made ketchup."